Many libertarians hate the 4th of July. But I don’t mind it so much. I quite like it, in fact. You see, I take this holiday as an opportunity to spread the truth about the history and significance of what really happened all those years ago. SECESSION!
So go ahead, neighbor, light up that sparkler. Put the flame to the roman candle and let your kiddos run around and giggle till they fall over. I have no problem with such enthusiastic celebration, so long as the celebration is built on a proper knowledge of the history and tradition of American secession.
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