Every now and then I hear of someone claiming to be a conservatarian. Unfortunately I’ve found that this is akin to claiming to be a unicorn. The creature simply doesn’t exist. You see, conservatarians attempt to mold libertarianism into a mild form of their brand of statism. But if you’re being intellectually honest, you have to see how that just can’t be. You are either a libertarian or you are not. And if you’re a conservative who likes a few aspects of libertarianism, that’s great. I still love you and I still seek to work with you on any number of issues. But let’s call a spade a spade, shall we?